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[meateater]

Alrighty, I figured this might be a good time passer, just keep it clean folks. I'll start this with sentence and feel free to chime in.

I was cruising down the road driving my ford toting a smoker behind....

 

[fftwarren]

me when the biggest sow hog you ever saw came running out right in front of me....

 

[TulsaJeff]

and I could tell that she had been rolling in the mud..

 

[wl_kb3]

So i swerved to the left....

 

[duck killer 1]

and hit it dead on!...

 

[richoso1]

and there on the side of the road was Sweet Baby Ray hitchhiking.

 

[wingman]

And the sow flew through the air landing on top of Sweat Baby Ray knocking him to the ground and breaking the bottle of JD he was drinking from.

 

[mythmaster]

Then Queen Latifah showed up out of nowhere and shouted...

 

[wingman]

As Quuen Latifah snatches the bottle of JD fromSweet bay Rays hand, she shouts "Ooowee! Sweet Baby Ray you got some back!"

 

[mythmaster]

Then the zombies appeared and...

 

[wingman]

The zombies, wearing parkas, electric gloves and thermal underwear, try to talk Queen Latifah into buying a bunch of carbon credits they got stuck with thanks to Al Gore.

 

[mythmaster]

[ok, you guys aren't playing right, but I'm going along with it anyway because you crack me up]

After the zombies finally devoured Queen Latifah (and it took a really long time), they...

 

[wingman]

took off their heated gloves so they would'nt heat up the JD sippin whisky as they...

 

[mythmaster]

went to to WAL-MART and...

 

[wingman]

(God I msut be bored... Ok...)

Bought a case of Kimchi Noodle bowls, a box of cheap wine and budget stiletos as they were feeling saucey and...

 

[cliffcarter]

They were all killed by Shaun of the Dead, who went off in search of the sow that Meateater killed because he always wanted to cook a whole hog.

 

[duck killer 1]

then hulk hogan, aroused by the scent of the hog smokin,....

 

[meateater]

Rode that black angus right up and knocked over...

 

[mythmaster]

a liquor store, but the midgets were amused and...

 

[duck killer 1]

knocked over the burnt coyote UDS, shouting...