Oh my, what a list this can be.....
Potato chips, mayo, and American cheese sandwich
Banana and mayo on toast, dash of salt, sometimes add peanut butter
Ramen, no broth, season packet, cheese
Peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich (green stuffed olives can be subbed for pickles)
sardine, Vidalia onion, braunschweiger, hot sauce, mustard on cracker
Smoked crappie, folded into soften cream cheese
Colby cheese in a bowl microwaved until melted. Fork into face.
bacon and peanut butter sandwich
mac n cheese with shrimp cocktail sauce. Or ketchup.
Hell, I'm a fat guy. Feed me anything.