Smoking Patch?

Discussion in 'Messages for All Guests and Members' started by mrwizardgi, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. Is there a patch to help settle the urge for meat smoking? I've seen them for cigarette smoking, but I'm looking for one for meat smoking. I've got about a weeks worth of leftovers and I'm already trying to plan my next smoke. In addition there is a homemade double barrel smoker on craigslist someone is selling for $20 and I am fighting every urge to buy it. I NEED HELP PLEASE!!!
     
  2. wutang

    wutang OTBS Member

    I don't think you need a patch-I think you just need $20 to buy that smoker.

    Am I an enabler? Is that like giving a beer to an alcoholic?
     
  3. Yes, there IS a patch, but you won't like it. You can buy it under the common name of "duct tape" and it REALLY stings coming off your lips!
     
  4. I don't think there is a patch. All is lost , give in to the crave. buy the double barrel smoker. It would be nice to have around even if you really don't need it. There is no patch , only justification.
     
  5. dingle

    dingle OTBS Member

    Unlike all of you people, I am not addicted! I am not in denile, and do not go to meetings! I can quit whenever I want. I do not need a patch. I just need something else to smoke before I go out of my mind!!
     
  6. cman95

    cman95 SMF Premier Member

    Man you don't need no stinking patch; give in to the barrel.

    wutng; I will take a cold one.[​IMG]
     
  7. ENABLERS! ALL OF YOU! Now I've got the shakes...it's not a habit...it's not a habit...Next thing you know I'll be driving around the neighborhoods on trash day jumping in dumpsters on the off chance I can find my next smoker fix.
     
  8. wutang

    wutang OTBS Member

    Just wait til your neighbors catch you hacking limbs off their trees in the middle of the night to feed your habit. "Honestly officer I was just pruning it"
     
  9. [​IMG] If there were something other than evergreens around it'd be done already! Although, I did hear the neighbor to my south yelling at his grandson for picking apples too early from the tree...hmmmmmmm.
     
  10. brandsbay

    brandsbay SMF Premier Member

    Could be a nasty case of Swedish blite about to hit that apple tree,some people call them Husqvarnas but I prefer Swedish blite
     

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