Pecans in the Cemetery

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Jan 29, 2011.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Pecans in the Cemetery

      On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
      inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts
      and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

      'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several
      dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

      Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he
      thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
      investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you,
      one for me...'

      He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just
      around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

      'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and
      the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'

      The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When
      the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

      Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you,
      one for me.'

      The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if
      we can see the Lord...?

      Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to
      see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the
      fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

      At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get
      those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...?

      They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the
      bike passed him.

  2. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  3. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I would have beat that kid too if he hadn't had a derailer [​IMG]
  5. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    i can almost picture that gary.....LMAO! 

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