50 years

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Sep 12, 2011.

  1. A couple had

    been married for 50 years.
     
    They were

    sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife

    says,
     
    'Just think,

    fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast

    table together.'


    'I know,' the

    old man said.

    'We were

    probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years

    ago.'
     
    'Well,' Granny

    snickered.  'Let's relive some old

    times.'
     
    Where upon, the

    two stripped to the buff and sat down at the

    table.
     
    'You know,

    honey,' the little old lady breathlessly

    replied,
     
    'My nipples are

    as hot for you today as they were fifty years

    ago.'
     
    'I wouldn't be

    surprised,' replied Gramps.

    'One's in your

    coffee and the other is in your

    oatmeal.
     
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