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When I was stationed in Little Creek, VA, we did SSDF training with SEAL Team 8. I became friends with a couple of them and witnessed this exchange in a bar. Drunk Marine: "only thing SEALS are good for is balancing balls on their nose", SEAL : "Want me to demonstrate with one of yours??" I still laugh at that.
On a side note, I later read that same exchange in a Tom Clancy book, I wonder if Tom had SEAL consultants...