Panda, Look it up

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokin out the neighbors, Jul 15, 2008.

  1. smokin out the neighbors

    smokin out the neighbors Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    One day a Panda dressed in a suede coat walked into a chinese restaurant and ordered some food. He had some difficulty eating his meal, as his paws were large and he couldn't hold the chopsticks.

    Eventually he finished, and as the waiter approached, he pulled out a huge silver revolver, blew 6 holes in the waiter, and got up and walked out. The manager, who was obviously shocked and confused, chased after the Panda. "Hey," he shouted, "why in the world did you do that? My customers are terrified, and you killed my best waiter."

    The Panda slowly turned and growled "I"M A PANDA, look it up!" The waiter was curious, so he looked up Panda in the dictionary. He read:

    Panda- noun, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, A larger endangered species of bear indigenous to Eastern Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.
     
  2. goobi99

    goobi99 Meat Mopper

    ha ha ha [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. bbqgoddess

    bbqgoddess Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    lol! ha ha ha ha!! good one!!
     
  4. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Little panda bears are so sweet......BANG!!!!!! ha..ha!
     
  5. bigbear

    bigbear Smoke Blower

    But do you smoke them over mesquite or hickory? LOL!! BTW- They aren't bears!!!

    Happy smokin'
     
  6. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OOOoiiiiieeee!!!![​IMG]
     
  7. smokin out the neighbors

    smokin out the neighbors Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Gotta get all technical huh? Next you'll tell me that dolphins aren't fish. I know better [​IMG] . BTW bears is more gooder over apple wood, everyone knows that. LOL!
     
  8. bigbear

    bigbear Smoke Blower

    I was just funnin' ya!!! Sorta like spotted owls in Oregon. Fried or baked!
     
  9. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one! LOL!
     
  10. smokin out the neighbors

    smokin out the neighbors Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    I doesn"t needs any, grammar; books? Especially... ones! bou't punctuation':
     

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