... of seals !

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by squeezy, Nov 2, 2007.

  1. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A baby seal walks into a bar.
    "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
     
  2. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    Good one Squeezy, good one
     
  3. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    hehehe...yeah, stuff gives me a headache too!
     
  4. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    That one brought a smile >> :)
     
  5. starsfaninco

    starsfaninco Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Of US NAVY SEALS...

    When I was stationed in Little Creek, VA, we did SSDF training with SEAL Team 8. I became friends with a couple of them and witnessed this exchange in a bar. Drunk Marine: "only thing SEALS are good for is balancing balls on their nose", SEAL : "Want me to demonstrate with one of yours??" I still laugh at that.

    On a side note, I later read that same exchange in a Tom Clancy book, I wonder if Tom had SEAL consultants...
     
  6. dionysus

    dionysus Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    Good one Squeezy. More topical back East than here in the West, but still funny.
     
  7. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one Squeezy, I like a sense of humor, much needed nowadays.
     
  8. wilson

    wilson Meat Mopper

    That's just so wrong......................But so, so Funny!
    Thanks I need a good laugh today.
     
  9. dionysus

    dionysus Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    Here's another one for you Wilson .....

    Q. What is the Indian word for "lousy hunter?"

    A. Vegetarian.
     
  10. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Those are all good one Boys! [​IMG]
     

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