N Dakota Farmer and the government

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Mar 30, 2011.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    The N. Dakota Department of government offices claimed a small Crosby farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

    ND Govt. employee:  I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

    Farmer:  Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. 

    Then there's the mentally challenged worker.  He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

    ND Govt. employee:  That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.

    Farmer:  That would be me.
  2. big twig

    big twig Smoking Fanatic

    HAHAHAHA! I like that one!
  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG]   [​IMG]
  4. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Funny, but alas a bit too true at times.
  5. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL... now thats funny!!
  6. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Yeppers That One Is Funny...

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