Lexiphiles to keep you on your toes. �To write with a broken pencil is pointless. �When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. �A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. �When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. �The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shakyground. �The batteries were given out free of charge. �A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. �A will is a dead giveaway. �If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. �With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. �Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. �You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. �Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. �A boiled egg is hard to beat. �When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. �Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. �Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. �If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. �A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. �In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. �When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. �The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. �He had a photographic memory which was never developed. �Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. �When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye. �Acupuncture: a jab well done.