Bar Blues

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by stubshaft, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. [​IMG]There I was sitting a a bar staring at my drink when a large
    trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
    and gulps it down in one swig.

    "Well, watcha' gonna do about it?, he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.

    "Come on man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see
    a man crying."

    "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was
    late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot,
    I found my car had been stolen and I didn't have any insurance . I left
    my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man
    and then my dog bit me."

    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink
    I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve."

    "Then you show up and drink the whole thing! "

    "But enough about me, how's your day going?
  2. boykjo

    boykjo SAUSAGE MAKER Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    Good one................[​IMG]

  3. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Love it
  4. [​IMG]Good one
  5. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  6. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit


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