The "Sensuous Wife"

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daveomak

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"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"... the woman asked her husband.

"No"... said her husband.

She gave him a little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse... and slowly reached down into her bra... and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her... and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband?

"Uh... no, I haven't"... he said 

She gave him another little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her undies... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker.

"Now"... she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way"... he said 

"Well, go look in the garage!"... she said
 
I was beginning to wonder where she was going to pull that out of!
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Good one ! I am going to put a sign up on my front door that says Marther Stewart does not live here...
 
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