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sawhorseray

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A pastor walked outside of the church because he heard the children being loud.

He sees the kids all grouped up. "What are you doing?"

The children make the circle wider to show a puppy they had found.

"It's a beautiful dog, who will take it home?" The pastor asks.

The children look at each other until one of them speaks up. "I know! Whoever tells the biggest lie can take it home! Would you like to play pastor?"

The pastor shrugs his shoulders and says, "I don't know, it will be hard because I've never told a lie."

The child picks the dog up and hands it to the pastor, "Here you go. You win."

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Great batch today Ray. Not sure where to begin.....

-Santa and the windmill had me laughing out loud.
-The dog and the squeaker is Miss Linda's hound Addy to a "T".
-For the last 10 years I've always considered b-days as Success Days--against all odds I survived another year :emoji_confounded: :emoji_smirk:
-Snoopy is just the truest thing I've read in ages.

Gary
 
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