My First Fattie..... Kind of a Failure

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ghostguy6

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Jul 5, 2016
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Well I figured I haven't posted in a long time so I will post this. Last weekend I attempted to make my first fattie, mainly because I bought a bulk pack of ground beef and was feeling too lazy to break it down and freeze it. I was looking after my 7 year old niece so I figured she could help as she like to cook. This was mistake number one as my kitchen looked like a war zone by the time we were finished. This is the reason there will no pictures of the making process. The second mistake was listening to my doctor who told me to try to eat a low sodium diet. Foolishly I started buying low sodium bacon. When I decided to make a fattie I took a package out of the freezer to thaw for a few hours. When I opened the package it smelled off, probably not enough salt to keep the meat preserved. So this will now be a naked fattie. My third mistake was letting my niece decide what fillings to use. She was absolutely insistent that we include pineapple so I agreed. I don't think it was a wise decision.

Anyways I rolled out the 3 pounds of regular ground beef between two sheets of parchment paper and give it a nice coat of my mango chipotle seasoning on both sides. Next came the filling which consisted of diced onions, green pepper, pineapple and cheddar cheese. I wrapped it up as tight as I could by hand and then used the saran wrap trick to tighten it up as much as possible. I fired up the MES 40 to 275* with some competition blend pellets in a amaz-n tube with enough pellets to give about 2 hours of smoke. Into the smoker goes to fattie. After 1 Hour it looked like this:
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This is also when I noticed the meat had formed a small crack and the juices were leaking out. Some of the cheese was also dripping out. After a total of 3 hours the fattie finally come to an internal temp of 165* so I pulled it and you can see the results below.:

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After 45 minutes of rest I made my first cut expecting the worst. It actually looked a little better than I was expecting, not all the cheese had melted out but the juices had. The cheese almost looked like it had been melted over grains of rice for some reason.

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The final shot, the meal with a side of potatoes with the extra onions and peppers that didnt fit into the fattie. Overall I found it to be a little dry, probably due to the lack of the bacon wrap. I really wish I had given it a coat of a bbq sauce to help with the dryness when I noticed the meat had cracked open.

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Looks pretty good to me.
What was your niece's review?

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The second mistake was listening to my doctor who told me to try to eat a low sodium diet. Foolishly I started buying low sodium bacon. When I decided to make a fattie I took a package out of the freezer to thaw for a few hours. When I opened the package it smelled off, probably not enough salt to keep the meat preserved.
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I make and purchase low sodium bacon. Never a problem in the US.
According to Rytek Kutas there is enough salt in 6.25% nitrite cure #1 to adequately preserve meat. Cannot answer for your side of the border. Perhaps you got a bad package.
 
Looks pretty good to me.
What was your niece's review?


I make and purchase low sodium bacon. Never a problem in the US.
According to Rytek Kutas there is enough salt in 6.25% nitrite cure #1 to adequately preserve meat. Cannot answer for your side of the border. Perhaps you got a bad package.
She said it was ok. I think it may have been a little too smokey for her but she didn't say so. I think she was more happy about getting to go home before helping clean the kitchen.

I think it was a bad package, it was really more of a comment about low sodium bacon. I've never had a problem with real bacon, unless it was left out for a long time.
 
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Make up a batch of brown gravy, or some instant Demi glaze for the leftovers, it will add moisture, and taste really good.

It looks good to me, maybe take it off a little earlier next time take it off a little earlier will help as well.
About 155-160*

Dan.
 
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SEE, 3 wrongs as you said , do still make a right.

I would have no problem sitting down to that meal.
I for 1 love pineapple in lots of things.

Your bacon was probably just a bad pack, maybe small pin hole some where .

And just my opinion, ( which hardly means anything in my house, lol ) but like you say the bacon would have helped with the moisture.
But like Dan forktender forktender said you can make some kind of dressing / topping for the rest.
But me I would get a nice slice , fry in my cast frying pan with a little butter and slap that in a couple slices of bread .....

I knew not to come on here before breakfast,

Good job


David
 
Looks pretty good to me too . Could be a texture thing with the pineapple and the cheddar . Especially if the cheddar was store bought shreds .
I'm thinking it was better the next day , and from a technique perspective I'd say it's perfect .

Leftovers would be good cubed up and put over rice , or cooked in a pasta sauce and on some wide pasta noodles like Pappardelle .
Damn , the more I think about it , and look at it , the more I like it .
 
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Also looks good to me GG and bet the mango Chipotle added nice flavor.
Like forktender forktender said, pull earlier and let the carryover coast ya to 165 IT.
Maybe add a coating for sauce during the last few minutes of the cook.

Keith
 
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It photographed pretty good though. A sauce or gravy is good and yep, without the bacon and strict control of IT you'll end up dry.

I did a fatty...once. I'd rather just have a hamburger! I DO make meatloaf though!
 
Also, when making fatties, if I'm going to use a yellow cheese I generally use a melting cheese, such as Velveeta, or Kraft Deli deluxe Cheddar cheese slices, for it's melting properties. :emoji_thumbsup:
 
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