Recent content by sawhorseray

INCREDIBLE, BEST EVER!

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately the locals had a bad habit of picking on strangers which he was. When he had finished his drink he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head...

THAT'LL DEPEND ON WATSON NOT GETTING INTO ANY "MASSAGE" TROUBLE JEFFRO! I HAVEN'T GONE OUT FOR A MEAL SINCE THE PANDEMIC HIT, HAVEN'T MISSED IT OR GOTTEN FOOD POISONING. I THINK VEAL MAY HAVE GONE THE WAY OF FOIE GRAS, PETA WINS AGAIN!

THAT'S A GREAT LOOKING PLATE, NICE WORK! MADE ME THINK OF MY MAMA'S VEAL CUTLETS, HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE AT MARKET FOR MAYBE FIFTY YEARS NOW, RECKON THEY DON'T GROW ON A COW ANYMORE. LOVED THE NINER GAME, WERE GOING TO THE SB, THIS IS KYLE'S YEAR!

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat thought for a moment and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floors… I would like a...

THOSE LOAVES LOOK PERFECT RICH, NICE WORK! TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY WE TURNED ON THE NEW HEATER SINCE MOVING TO TEXAS, AND I EVEN FOUND THE SOURDOUGH POT IN THE GARAGE. I'VE GOT A PROJECT NOW, THANKS RICH!

GRATS ON THE RIDE RICH, WELL DESERVED AND WITH A GREAT WRITE-UP! I BOUGHT SOME GROUND BEEF LAST WEEK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER 20 YEARS TO MAKE A MEATLOAF. LOOKS LIKE $5.99LB IS THE NEW BARGAIN PRICE IF ONE CAN EVEN FIND IT FOR THAT, CRAZY.

STEAKS DONE RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT COUNTS, NICE WORK.

BOY DOES THAT BRING BACK SOME MEMORIES! I REMEMBER PEPPER GOMEZ, RAY STEVENS, KENJI SHABUYA, AND COWBOY BOB ELLIS, SAW THEM ALL AT THE COW PALACE WHEN I WAS A KID. OF COURSE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME WAS THE LEGENDARY FREDDIE BLASSIE, FIVE TIMES WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMP AND RECORDING ARTIST...

A blonde was about two hours from the Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?' 'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?' 'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours...

PERFECTION ON A PLATE, NICE WORK MIKE!

ON A SCALE OF I-TO 10 I'D HAVE TO GIVE THAT MEAL A SOLID 13, ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC! SCALLOPS? ALREADY OUT OF DUNGENESS CRAB BROUGHT BACK FROM THE OREGON COAST? HAPPY B-DAY TO YOUR SON, HE EATS BETTER THAN ANYONE I KNOW!

We hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some of whom we hadn't seen for ages and everyone was encouraged to bring their children along as well. All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for...

I'D BE ALL OVER THAT MEAL, NICE WORK JIM!

A preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas . After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a similar drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be...