Why Teachers are Frustrated........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Answers from a quiz.........

    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?  
    * his last battle

    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?  
    * at the bottom of the  page

    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?  
    * liquid

    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?  
    * marriage

    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?  
    * exams

    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?  
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7. What looks like half an apple?  
    * The other half

    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?  
    * It will simply become wet

    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?  
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?  
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?  
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?  
    * No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can U drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?  
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack
     
  2. pops6927

    pops6927 Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Absolute Truisms, lol!
     
  3. Very Funny, thanks.
     
  4. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thanks it is a good one
     
  5. All very true. [​IMG]
     
  6. spec

    spec Meat Mopper

    The engineers point of veiw

    GOTTA LOVE IT
     
  7. thats great
     
  8. sunman76

    sunman76 Master of the Pit

    That sounds like a few answers I put down in HS..lol

    I wrote a full page in my daily english journal one day about not having anything to write about[​IMG]  and got a good grade on it..[​IMG]
     
  9. chef jimmyj

    chef jimmyj Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    My Children and Students, with the highest grades, would ask, " Why do you ALWAYS describe what you want down to the last detail...We get it! "....If you leave any room for interpretation, you get what you asked for, sort of...JJ
     
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2012

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