Welfare

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A man goes to the Welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi.... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job". The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful, nymphomaniac daughter.

    You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

    You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

    The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bull Sh*ttin me!

    The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
     
  2. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    You know what they say....the funniest humor has an element of truth in it.
     
  3. grandpa jim

    grandpa jim Fire Starter

    He who laughs last laughs best.
     

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