The Outhouse

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Feb 3, 2013.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,
    "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

    Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

    Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

    So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
    "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

    "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

    Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!

    "Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

    So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
    "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

    Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

    Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
    "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

    To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"

     
     
  2. LOL nice   [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. jarjarchef

    jarjarchef Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL..... [​IMG]
     
  4. boykjo

    boykjo SAUSAGE MAKER Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    Ouch...... lol
     
  5. Last edited: Oct 17, 2013
  6. roller

    roller Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]    lol
     
  7. wes w

    wes w Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats just funny!   [​IMG]
     

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