Ole 'n Lena

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OLE 'N LENA HAVE A BABY
    Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes
    Ole and says, "I tink it's time!"

    So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the
    hospital to have their first baby.
    She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and
    said, "A son! Ain't dat great!"

    Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up
    and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
    The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, "Hey, Ole! You
    got you a daughter!" She's a pretty little ting, too."

    Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said,
    "Holey Moley, Ole, we still ain't done yet!"

    The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you yust
    had yourself another boy!"
    Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

    A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children
    home in the self-propelled combine.
    He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got tree on
    the first try?"

    Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and
    you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

    Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda! It's a darn good ting I didn't
    get the WD-40."
     
  2. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    thats a good one. I love Ole and Lena jokes. I got a good one but Jeff would whup me for it, Well, maybe not Jeff, but for sure, Abigail would. [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] haha, Terry
     
  3. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Did anyone else feel like that took 10 minutes to read....LMAO
     
  4. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ya shur, time for dem readin specticals Brian. [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    That was good!
     
  6. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ROTFLMAO!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  7. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Good one. Had a good chuckle !!!!
     
  8. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Email me it hehehehe...
     
  9. phil s

    phil s Smoke Blower

    That was a good one!! [​IMG][​IMG]

    I love the Oley and Lena jokes..[​IMG][​IMG]
     

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