A woman was driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man was driving in the opposite direction on that same road. When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts DONKEY ! Immediately the man shouts back WITCH ! The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed. | | | | | | | | | | | | | Moral of the story: Men never listen and, when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.