Duck Hunting Lawyer

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by txbbqman, Apr 2, 2009.

  1. txbbqman

    txbbqman Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    A big-city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of the fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.



    The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going in to retrieve it."
    The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."



    The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New York and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."



    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule."



    The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?"
    The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."



    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.



    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city fella. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said,
    "Okay you old coot, now it's my turn."



    The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
     
  2. bigbaldbbq

    bigbaldbbq Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

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    LMAO!!!!
     
  3. grothe

    grothe Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    never get sick of lawyer jokes....or politicians....pretty much the same thing anyways!
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  4. harrylips

    harrylips Smoke Blower

    excellant!!!

    LMAO
     
  5. bbq engineer

    bbq engineer Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

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  6. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Holy cr** that was funny! [​IMG]
     
  7. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That is one of my favorite Lawyer jokes. Another one is "What's black and tan and looks great hanging from a Lawyer's neck?" A Rottweiler
     

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