Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokingscooby, Apr 22, 2009.

  1. smokingscooby

    smokingscooby Smoking Fanatic

    The answer to one of life's great mysteries!
    I haven't heard anyone explain this as well as the all-wise Cliff Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers.
    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm...

    "Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
    "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer elimates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
  2. grothe

    grothe Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Works for me!!

  3. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Beer and BBQ..... [​IMG]
  4. smokestars

    smokestars Fire Starter SMF Premier Member

    Glad to know that... explains why , that .......

  5. morkdach

    morkdach Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    no wonder the friggen mouse is worken so fast right now.[​IMG]
  6. cajunsmoke13

    cajunsmoke13 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    So that explains everything. Thanks for posting that
  7. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    lol... That does explain a lot! Thanks SmokingScooby! [​IMG]
  8. azrocker

    azrocker Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Mmmmm Beer! [​IMG]

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