Yeah right

Discussion in 'UK Smokers' started by osprey2, Apr 14, 2015.

  1. osprey2

    osprey2 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    OK We got Danny, our own pet Texan., who wants to smoke cats ( bloomin heathen).

     Wade, who seems to smoke air if he can

    Smokewood what else can I say

    Me I'm Dave, might change my username to sicknote if they operate again.

    A thread of banter, away from the boards ?

    Who smokes butter !!!
     
  2. wade

    wade Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Butter? Who in their right mind would try to smoke that !



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  3. mr t 59874

    mr t 59874 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Beats the heck out of me.  [​IMG]

    Smoked Butter - From Scratch Q/view

    Nice load you have, Wade.

    Tom
     
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  4. osprey2

    osprey2 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Wierd people would be my guess Wade. Looks good.
     
  5. Hello.  I can't get armadillo here and the road kill here makes for pretty slim pickings!  Have you tasted Wade's food??  Smoked air is his best dish!  [​IMG]

    Dave, are ya tryin to say we take some of this stuff too serious??  If so, you are probably right.  Granted this is not a chatroom but ya gotta have a little fun now and then.  Also allows new folks to relax and realise we are all just a bunch of "normal" ( excluding Wade ) folks having fun and producing some good smoked food.  I think it makes us more "approachable" so the new folks feel comfortable asking a question.  They may be intimidated thinking these folks have been doing this so long I don't want to ask this because they will think I am a muppet.  We all know the only "dumb" question is the one not asked.  We all had to start somewhere.

    So long as we only allow Wade to give advice on how to boil water, all is good.  I hear he uses liquid smoke.  Just sayin!  [​IMG]

    Danny
     
  6. osprey2

    osprey2 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Danny you have summed it up !! Not meant to be a chat room, a light hearted corner of our world

    Wade boiling water  using liquid smoke?   Do you realise we both come from Kent
     
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  7. That's ok Dave.  I won't tell anyone.  Your secret is safe with me.  After all you moved to Wales and learned better.

    Danny
     
  8. wade

    wade Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Liquid smoke? What is that?


    Oh yes - that bottle you lent me to try last time I saw you [​IMG]  
     
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  9. osprey2

    osprey2 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Wade, he can't help it.

    Oh by the way, why I started this thread

    Just any c rap in here

    I start work at the airport monday morning !!!
     
  10. osprey2

    osprey2 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    I didn't say it, Wade didn't say it YOU said IT !!
     
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  11. DOG GONE IT WADE!!  When I gave you that bottle you PROMISED  you would keep it a secret!  Now every one will be using it!  What do we do now??  How can we be the "smoking gurus" when they know our secret??  Next thing you are gonna tell 'em about the Tesco ribs!  You know you can go off a person.  Ya can;t give ;em ALL the secrets!  How are we gonna make folks believe we are one with the GREAT SMOKING GODS when you tell them we are using Tesco ribs heated in the microwave??    Jeesh!  What were you thinking??

    Danny
     
  12. osprey2

    osprey2 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

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  13. smokewood

    smokewood Smoking Fanatic Group Lead

    Smoked butter, Armadillo, road kill, boiling water and dogs that have gone..........this thread has got me all confused., where are we going with this, go on Dave give us a clue 
     
  14. smokewood

    smokewood Smoking Fanatic Group Lead

    I am looking forward to tomorrow as the new Aaron Franklin book should be delivered.[​IMG]
     
  15. Hi SW.  This is just a blowin smoke/takin tha piss thread.  Get with the program SW! We are just takin tha piss out of everyone!  [​IMG]   Hey mate. we are all targets!  Look at what they have done to me.  And all I have tried to do is bring these heathens into the world of smoking food.  See how they treat me??

    Who is*this Franklin dude ??  I have heard his name on here before along with some other joker called nixon or what ever.  Who made these fools the smoking gods??  You think they got game?  BRING IT !!  I'll learn 'em sumthin!  I ain't scared!  To put it in redneck speak.  Hey. we've got bearcarver, oldschoolbbq, foamheart. ect, ect heck we even have Wade.  Well; maybe not Wade,   but I'll put these up against Nixon /Frankenstein any day!

    SW.  Don't knock armadillo or rattlesnake till you tried it!  [​IMG]

    Danny
     
  16. wade

    wade Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I have not tried armadillo but I can vouch for rattlesnake being good.
     
  17. smokewood

    smokewood Smoking Fanatic Group Lead

    Hey, it was late at night and I was tired, give a humble wood-chopper a break!I I have not tried armadillo, but snake is pretty good, ostrich is tasty but the legs can be a bit tricky [​IMG]  
     
  18. osprey2

    osprey2 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    I find crocodile a bit snappy ![​IMG]
     
  19. wade

    wade Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Gater... Now that tastes just like chicken [​IMG]  
     
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  20. osprey2

    osprey2 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Might have to go to Iceland, they got gator burgers in there.
     

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