Fred loose in the house.........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by shoneyboy, May 25, 2013.

  1. shoneyboy

    shoneyboy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I found this Armadillo this morning on Craigslist and paid $20 buck for him. he's stuffed…….But my doesn’t know that yet!!! I’m going to put him in the bathroom before she comes in from work ……Just to see what she says……..By the way my kids and I named him Fred….. 


    You do know that this may be my last post depending how she takes this........         Mu-Ha-Ha-Ha..........
     
  2. That is awesome! I can think of many ways Fred can be used to upset the Wife!! I hope this is not your last post, but just in case, feel free to leave me that in your will and he will be put to good use! [​IMG]
     
  3. s2k9k

    s2k9k AMNPS Test Group

    Yeaaaa I think you will be in big trouble SB!!!
     
  4. foamheart

    foamheart Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ROFLMAO!!! You know your name is going to be mud with her and on a long weekend.

    Shame ya can't make her think you smoked it.
     
  5. LoL hope you enjoy the couch [​IMG]
     
  6. oldschoolbbq

    oldschoolbbq Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Pray she doesn't put that where the Sun don't shine...[​IMG]

    IF IT WORKS AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE, PLEASE TELL US THE STORY,WITH ALL THE DETAILS...
     
  7. boykjo

    boykjo Sausage maker Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    Awesome Mike......[​IMG]
     
  8. woodcutter

    woodcutter Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  9. Playing TAPS in my mind for you.
     
  10. davidhef88

    davidhef88 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I know how well that would go over in my house, I wish you luck.
     
  11. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    SB, morning..... I hope you live thru this.....  [​IMG]  ....     Dave
     
    Last edited: May 26, 2013
  12. mr t 59874

    mr t 59874 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    My wife ------ [​IMG]No more Fred or bathroom floor.
     
  13. foamheart

    foamheart Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You note he has not been heard from since...............

    I noticed he was Denham Springs, his wife probably told him to clean his kills before bringing them in the house.
     
  14. shoneyboy

    shoneyboy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I’m here and still alive[​IMG], I had to work today, so I had to pack 3 days of fun into 2 days[​IMG]…….. So as far as introducing Fred to the wife, here is how it went[​IMG]…..She had to work Saturday morning, so once I picked him up the old gears starting smoking[​IMG]….and I decided to go ahead with putting him in the bathroom…..Every day when she gets in from work she had to “wash her hands” and I thought this would be the perfect opportunity for the two of them to meet[​IMG]……I was going to tape it, but I didn’t know what else may be going on in their so I did not…….but now, I wish I would have [​IMG]!!!!  I put Fred in our bathroom, next to the shower and the cloths basket…..

    Now if you can picture this, she walked in the bathroom to wash her hands, stood about 1ft from him and never saw him, once she was done drying them, the door closed….so no taping was a good idea…… I’m in the bedroom waiting to see what happens[​IMG]…....and all of a sudden I here this “[​IMG]!!!” and the door flies open as she runs out with her pants around her ankles. She had this expression on her face like a big rat ran up her leg[​IMG]……….. I fell off the bed laughing[​IMG]!!! At least I thought it was funny…….She did not[​IMG]!!!!! She was NOT happy nor did she think Fred was as nearly as cool as the kids and I do[​IMG]. She was kind of like the wife of the guy I bought him from…….You are not  keeping that ugly thing in “MY HOUSE”[​IMG] ………

    So just to aggravate the situation, I posted  pictures on Facebook, stating that he was our new family pet, well about that time her friends/family had to chime in and started call/text [​IMG] saying how disgusting he is [​IMG] and that she should not allow me to have a wild animal in the house or as a pet……..This went on and on, she spent several hours explaining that he was stuffed, but they did not believe her, because “he was eating in the picture” and “why would someone feed a stuffed animal?” All I did was laugh[​IMG]!!!!! So to say the least, I survived the weekend, I packed 3 days of laughing into 1 day and had fun while doing it......[​IMG]!!!!! ShoneyBoy
     
    Last edited: May 27, 2013
  15. s2k9k

    s2k9k AMNPS Test Group

    That's Awesome!!!
     
  16. foamheart

    foamheart Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Glad you made it out alive. LOL.......
     
  17. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    SB, you are gusty..... If I did that......    ???????????
     
  18. HAHAHAHA I'd totally do this to my wife. I have played quite a few pranks on her over the years. Nothing crazy or mean like the ones on you tube. I have done the old jam on the breaks and scream while she's sleeping in the car so she thinks we are about to crash. She's also very afraid of spiders, so over the years I've hidden 1 here or there waiting for her. Maybe 2 years after we started dating my mother took a nasty fall and when my wife asked what happened I told her the horrible story of how my mother was mugged just for her to go to my mom and start saying what a terrible ordeal it must have been. ha ha you should have seen the look on her face when my mom told her it was only a slip and fall and was looking at her like she was crazy.
     
  19. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    Boy, i have met your wife. You are a lucky man she did not whup your butt . Great gag by the way!!!
     
  20. Great reaction, I take it Fred is going to be still looking for a home for quite some time  [​IMG]
     

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