A SENIOR’S DRIVER'S LICENSE
A man was sitting on a lawn chair sunning and reading, when he was startled
by a fairly late model car crashing through his hedge and coming to rest
on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat her on a lawn
chair.
“My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”
“Yes” she replied,” I am old enough that I don’t need a license
anymore. The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked
if I had a driver’s license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He
took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw
them in the wastebasket.”
”You won’t be needing this anymore,” he said.
A man was sitting on a lawn chair sunning and reading, when he was startled
by a fairly late model car crashing through his hedge and coming to rest
on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat her on a lawn
chair.
“My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”
“Yes” she replied,” I am old enough that I don’t need a license
anymore. The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked
if I had a driver’s license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He
took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw
them in the wastebasket.”
”You won’t be needing this anymore,” he said.