Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rabbithutch, Apr 22, 2012.

  1. rabbithutch

    rabbithutch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was 
    waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus 
    stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that 
    her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height 
    of the first step of the bus. 

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, 
    she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that 
    this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

    Again, she tried to make the step only to 
    discover she still couldn't. 
    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind 
    her to unzip her skirt a little more. 
    For the second time, 
    attempted the step, and, once again, 
    much to her chagrin, she 
    could not raise her leg. 
    With little smile to the driver, she 
    again reached behind to unzip 
    a little more and again was unable to 
    make the step. 
    About this time, a large Texan who was 
    standing behind her 
    picked her up easily by the waist and 
    placed her gently on the 
    step of the bus. 
    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be 
    Samaritan and 
    screeched, "How dare you touch my body! 
    I don't even know 
    who you are!' 

    The Texan smiled and drawled, 
    "Well, ma'am, normally I would 
    agree with you, but after you unzipped 
    my fly three times, I kinda 
    figured we was friends."

    Last edited: Apr 23, 2012
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  3. chef jimmyj

    chef jimmyj Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    LMAO...That was Great!...JJ
  4. shoneyboy

    shoneyboy Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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