Yeah right

[osprey2]

OK We got Danny, our own pet Texan., who wants to smoke cats ( bloomin heathen).

 Wade, who seems to smoke air if he can

Smokewood what else can I say

Me I'm Dave, might change my username to sicknote if they operate again.

A thread of banter, away from the boards ?

Who smokes butter !!!

 

[wade]

Butter? Who in their right mind would try to smoke that !

Butter on rack.jpg

• wade
• Apr 14, 2015

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• wade
• Apr 14, 2015

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• wade
• Apr 14, 2015

 

[mr t 59874]

 
Butter? Who in their right mind would try to smoke that?

Beats the heck out of me.  

Smoked Butter - From Scratch Q/view

Nice load you have, Wade.

Tom

 

[osprey2]

 
Butter? Who in their right mind would try to smoke that !

Butter on rack.jpg

• wade
• Apr 14, 2015

Butter in Smoker.jpg

• wade
• Apr 14, 2015

Butter Smoked and Packed.jpg

• wade
• Apr 14, 2015

Wierd people would be my guess Wade. Looks good.

 

[kc5tpy]

Hello.  I can't get armadillo here and the road kill here makes for pretty slim pickings!  Have you tasted Wade's food??  Smoked air is his best dish!  

Dave, are ya tryin to say we take some of this stuff too serious??  If so, you are probably right.  Granted this is not a chatroom but ya gotta have a little fun now and then.  Also allows new folks to relax and realise we are all just a bunch of "normal" ( excluding Wade ) folks having fun and producing some good smoked food.  I think it makes us more "approachable" so the new folks feel comfortable asking a question.  They may be intimidated thinking these folks have been doing this so long I don't want to ask this because they will think I am a muppet.  We all know the only "dumb" question is the one not asked.  We all had to start somewhere.

So long as we only allow Wade to give advice on how to boil water, all is good.  I hear he uses liquid smoke.  Just sayin!  

Danny

 

[osprey2]

 
Hello.  I can't get armadillo here and the road kill here makes for pretty slim pickings!  Have you tasted Wade's food??  Smoked air is his best dish!  

Dave, are ya tryin to say we take some of this stuff too serious??  If so, you are probably right.  Granted this is not a chatroom but ya gotta have a little fun now and then.  Also allows new folks to relax and realise we are all just a bunch of "normal" ( excluding Wade ) folks having fun and producing some good smoked food.  I think it makes us more "approachable" so the new folks feel comfortable asking a question.  They may be intimidated thinking these folks have been doing this so long I don't want to ask this because they will think I am a muppet.  We all know the only "dumb" question is the one not asked.  We all had to start somewhere.

So long as we only allow Wade to give advice on how to boil water, all is good.  I hear he uses liquid smoke.  Just sayin!  

Danny

Danny you have summed it up !! Not meant to be a chat room, a light hearted corner of our world

Wade boiling water  using liquid smoke?   Do you realise we both come from Kent

 

[kc5tpy]

That's ok Dave.  I won't tell anyone.  Your secret is safe with me.  After all you moved to Wales and learned better.

Danny

 

[wade]

So long as we only allow Wade to give advice on how to boil water, all is good.  I hear he uses liquid smoke.  

Liquid smoke? What is that?

Liquid Smoke.jpg

• wade
• Apr 15, 2015

Oh yes - that bottle you lent me to try last time I saw you 

 

 

[osprey2]

Wade, he can't help it.

Oh by the way, why I started this thread

Just any c rap in here

I start work at the airport monday morning !!!

 

[osprey2]

 

I am a muppet. 
 
S

Danny

I didn't say it, Wade didn't say it YOU said IT !!

 

[kc5tpy]

DOG GONE IT WADE!!  When I gave you that bottle you PROMISED  you would keep it a secret!  Now every one will be using it!  What do we do now??  How can we be the "smoking gurus" when they know our secret??  Next thing you are gonna tell 'em about the Tesco ribs!  You know you can go off a person.  Ya can;t give ;em ALL the secrets!  How are we gonna make folks believe we are one with the GREAT SMOKING GODS when you tell them we are using Tesco ribs heated in the microwave??    Jeesh!  What were you thinking??

Danny

 

[osprey2]

 
DOG GONE IT WADE!!  When I gave you that bottle you PROMISED  you would keep it a secret!  Now every one will be using it!  What do we do now??  How can we be the "smoking gurus" when they know our secret??  Next thing you are gonna tell 'em about the Tesco ribs!  You know you can go off a person.  Ya can;t give ;em ALL the secrets!  How are we gonna make folks believe we are one with the GREAT SMOKING GODS when you tell them we are using Tesco ribs heated in the microwave??    Jeesh!  What were you thinking??

Danny

 

[smokewood]

Smoked butter, Armadillo, road kill, boiling water and dogs that have gone..........this thread has got me all confused., where are we going with this, go on Dave give us a clue 

 

[smokewood]

I am looking forward to tomorrow as the new Aaron Franklin book should be delivered.

 

[kc5tpy]

Hi SW.  This is just a blowin smoke/takin tha piss thread.  Get with the program SW! We are just takin tha piss out of everyone!  

  Hey mate. we are all targets!  Look at what they have done to me.  And all I have tried to do is bring these heathens into the world of smoking food.  See how they treat me??

Who is*this Franklin dude ??  I have heard his name on here before along with some other joker called nixon or what ever.  Who made these fools the smoking gods??  You think they got game?  BRING IT !!  I'll learn 'em sumthin!  I ain't scared!  To put it in redneck speak.  Hey. we've got bearcarver, oldschoolbbq, foamheart. ect, ect heck we even have Wade.  Well; maybe not Wade,   but I'll put these up against Nixon /Frankenstein any day!

SW.  Don't knock armadillo or rattlesnake till you tried it!  

Danny

 

[wade]

I have not tried armadillo but I can vouch for rattlesnake being good.

 

[smokewood]

Hey, it was late at night and I was tired, give a humble wood-chopper a break!I I have not tried armadillo, but snake is pretty good, ostrich is tasty but the legs can be a bit tricky 

 

 

[osprey2]

I find crocodile a bit snappy !

 

[wade]

Gater... Now that tastes just like chicken 

 

 

[osprey2]

Might have to go to Iceland, they got gator burgers in there.