Worth It

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
    bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun lying in wait on the other
    The cop pulled her over, walked up with that classic
    patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

    To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

    "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

    The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
    And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
    to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
    work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
    but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

    "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.

    "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

    Traffic Ticket $225.00
    Court Costs $145.00
    Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
    For everything else, there's MasterCard!
  2. cheech

    cheech Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    And a night in jail!
  3. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    Take care, have fun, and do good!


  4. I'm actually only 5'10"...[​IMG]
  5. grandpa jim

    grandpa jim Fire Starter

    That is priceless
  6. kingkoch42

    kingkoch42 Smoke Blower

    Last edited: Dec 9, 2011

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