Words That I Live By

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daricksta, Apr 14, 2017.

  1. daricksta

    daricksta Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Years ago I coined two phrases and they're just as true now as they were then.

    1. I know everything there is to know, just not all at the same time. 

    2. I am never wrong, just less correct. 
     
  2. dr k

    dr k Master of the Pit

    lol. People who think they know it all really piss off those of us that do.
    -Kurt
     
  3. daricksta

    daricksta Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's why I spread my all-consuming, comprehensive knowledge out the way I do. I piss less people off over a greater period of time that way. 
     
  4. dr k

    dr k Master of the Pit

    So that's how marinade was invented. Hmmm. Less over a greater period of time. Sounds like Pop's wet cure. As a matter of fact the 19th will be 2 weeks in Pop's wet cure for CB.
    -Kurt
     
  5. daricksta

    daricksta Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Pop's wet cure is one of the things I am not knowing at this time. Same with CB. In 2 weeks I'll know both, unless you'd like to refresh my memory now. THEN I'll have to unknow 2 other things.Knowing everything there is to know can be a real hassle, you know?

    Rick
     
  6. myownidaho

    myownidaho Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
     
  7. YES, I know!! I am forced to unknow daily!😆
     
  8. daricksta

    daricksta Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I've said that myself. A double negative means that you were positively correct!
     
  9. daricksta

    daricksta Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Just as long as it's you who's doing the unknowing and not the Alzheimer's! [​IMG]
     
  10. That's what I tell my wife. I didn't forget, I just had to unknow that particular thing in order to know something else more important. At least I try to.
     
  11. daricksta

    daricksta Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yes. Our brains come equipped with a limited amount of RAM and there are no expansion slots to add more. Conversely as we age we gradually but progressively lose DRAM. But what's great about that is then we have a lot less to know and it's still more than anyone else does. 
     
  12. It's not the RAM or DRAM I have a problem with, it's the ROM (really old memory)!! 😆
     
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  13. daricksta

    daricksta Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Way to come through, TardisSmoker. I couldn't think of a ROM joke but you delivered. Well done![​IMG][​IMG]
     
  14. Thanks, I'd say I know but then I'd need to unknow something and I don't know what to unknow, so I won't!
     
  15. daricksta

    daricksta Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    You're saying that there are known knows and unknown unknows but if you know an unknow is it then a know but if you get amnesia or something how to you know what know and which know to unknow unless you've got unknown unknows to decide whether to know or not?
     
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  16. That's a great, no, stupendous response. I now know that I don't know what I don't know but I now know you win!! But I had to unknknow who you are and why this even got started. I now have 1 thing to get to know. Points!
     
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  17. daricksta

    daricksta Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Points indeed! It's fortunate we're not next door neighbors or we'd be carrying this on for hours over the backyard fence as we tend to our smokers. 
     
  18. Amen. 😃
     
  19. OUR CREED
    We the willing
    Led by the unknowing
    Have been doing the impossible
    For the ungrateful
    For so long
    With so little
    We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
     
  20. bluewhisper

    bluewhisper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

     

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