Words men should be hearing! - Are you sure you've had enough to drink? - Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your friends? - That was a GREAT fart! Do another! - I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. - You're so sexy when you're hungover. - I'd rather watch football and drink deer with you than go shopping. - Let's subscribe to Hustler. - Say honey, lets go to the mall so you can check out the girls' butts. - I'll be outside painting the house - I love it when you play golf on Sunday. I just wish you had time to play it on Saturday too. - Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come out and see. - I know it's alot tighter back there, but please try again. - Oh no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. - Do me a favor and skip the stupid Valentines card. Go out and buy your- self some new clubs. - I understand fully. Our annivrsary is only once a year. You go ahead and go hunting with the guys. It's a great stress reliever. - Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and get that handicap down to a 7. - I signed up for yoga and stretching classes so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you.