Words A Good Wife Should Say (PG-16)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Aug 17, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Words men should be hearing!

    - Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

    - Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your friends?

    - That was a GREAT fart! Do another!

    - I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

    - You're so sexy when you're hungover.

    - I'd rather watch football and drink deer with you than go shopping.

    - Let's subscribe to Hustler.

    - Say honey, lets go to the mall so you can check out the girls' butts.

    - I'll be outside painting the house

    - I love it when you play golf on Sunday. I just wish you had time to play it
    on Saturday too.

    - Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come out and
    see.

    - I know it's alot tighter back there, but please try again.

    - Oh no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

    - Do me a favor and skip the stupid Valentines card. Go out and buy your-
    self some new clubs.

    - I understand fully. Our annivrsary is only once a year. You go ahead and
    go hunting with the guys. It's a great stress reliever.

    - Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and
    get that handicap down to a 7.

    - I signed up for yoga and stretching classes so that I can get my ankles
    behind my head just for you.
     
  2. ba_loko

    ba_loko Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I'm forwarding this to my wife.......wish me luck.
     
  3. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Dang, does such a creature exist?
     
  4. vulcan75001

    vulcan75001 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Kev.
    Hope ya have the dog house fully furnished, and lot of paper towels to clean up the mess when the Chit hits the fan....[​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Ah, we can dream can't we ? [​IMG]
     
  6. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Well Geoff, should be nice talking to you at Silver lake with your jaw wired shut!![​IMG]
     
  7. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I made a copy of all of these rules and printed them out and taped them to our headbord. My wife tells me her attorney will use this as evidence..... I am going with the thought that these are not rules;..... just suggestions....
     
  8. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    just tell her to start sleeping w/ the divorce lawyer..he'll be done w/ closing arguements before she is.....(no offense tatonka-just sounded like a good lawyer joke in the making)[​IMG]
     
  9. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A "Good lawyer" , Gypsy, thats an oxiymoron, or is it, I'm a moron? I thinks its, "time to hit the hay" nite y'all. [​IMG]
     
  10. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Just like a woman... never satisfied.
     
  11. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one Dawg[​IMG]
     

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