bertman
Smoking Fanatic
“If I win the A-MAZE-N-PELLET-SMOKER Contest, I plan to smoke turkey, chicken, brisket, deer sausage, venison snack sticks, ribs, deer jerky, salmon, trout, eskimo fish, pork butt, bacon, all the cheese my wife can devour, mac n' cheese, sweet potatoes, eggplant (but I wouldn't eat it), jalapeños, cheese that I would hide from the wife, fizz-ma-wizza-ma-dill, almonds, mixed nuts, more brisket, pecans, pecan'ts, all the venison left in my freezer, or anything else that would make the neighbors envious this summer."