Will I live to see 80??

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chef willie, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. chef willie

    chef willie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive
    Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 62)

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you
    think I'll live to be 80?'

    The doctor responded by asking, 'Do you smoke tobacco, drink beer or wine?'
    'Oh no,' I replied . . . 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' "I said, 'Not
    much since my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
    or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, go on vacations or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said.

    He looked at me and said, . . . 'Then, why do you even give a shit?
  2. chef jimmyj

    chef jimmyj Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    LOL Too True!...JJ

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