Wife

[wildflower]

My wife asked me,"How many  

women have you slept with?"

I proudly replied,  

"Only you, Darling.  With all the 
others, I was awake."

 

[ptcruiserguy]

lol... I see someone headed for the Couch.

 

[africanmeat]

Great

 

[sunman76]

 and now I sleep with one eye open...