Widdle Wabbits (SPEW ALERT!!)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dutch, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
    little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep
    widdle wabbits?"

    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
    he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a
    thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"


    She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
    leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice...

    "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
     
  2. lmao python
     
  3. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO! Good one.
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Python? LMAO
     
  5. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Having owned a number of large snakes and buying them many, many dinners like that I just spit my drink all over the screen!!!!!
    Good one Dutch!!!!!
     
  6. autoferret

    autoferret Meat Mopper

    didn't see that one coming! HAHAHAHAHA
     
  7. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

     
  8. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    I think the crowd approves... [​IMG]



    [​IMG]
     
  9. nate_46

    nate_46 Meat Mopper

    I need that laugh today!!
     

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