whoops

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cowboyuptex, Feb 26, 2014.

  1. cowboyuptex

    cowboyuptex Fire Starter

    A man received the following text from his neighbor:

        I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

        The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

        A few moments later, a second text came in:

        Damn autocorrect!   I meant "wifi", not "wife"
     
  2. delibsribs

    delibsribs Fire Starter

    Not that funny at all.
     
  3. cowboyuptex

    cowboyuptex Fire Starter

    well I'm glad you got a opinion delibsribs
     
  4. Just goes to show you, Some things should be done face to face.[​IMG]
     
  5. jrenaud11

    jrenaud11 Newbie

    LMAO
     
  6. dish

    dish Meat Mopper Group Lead

    Oops
     
  7. garyhibbert

    garyhibbert Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL  That's why I never read nor send texts

    Gary
     
  8. bluewhisper

    bluewhisper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Google "blackhawks twitter" for something similar NSFW
     
  9. mdboatbum

    mdboatbum Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I wish my neighbor would steal my wifi.
     
  10. mdboatbum

    mdboatbum Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Damn autocorrect!  I meant.......

    oh nevermind.
     
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2014

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