Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cowboyuptex, Feb 26, 2014.

  1. cowboyuptex

    cowboyuptex Fire Starter

    A man received the following text from his neighbor:

        I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

        The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

        A few moments later, a second text came in:

        Damn autocorrect!   I meant "wifi", not "wife"
  2. delibsribs

    delibsribs Fire Starter

    Not that funny at all.
  3. cowboyuptex

    cowboyuptex Fire Starter

    well I'm glad you got a opinion delibsribs
  4. Just goes to show you, Some things should be done face to face.[​IMG]
  5. jrenaud11

    jrenaud11 Newbie

  6. dish

    dish Meat Mopper Group Lead

  7. garyhibbert

    garyhibbert Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL  That's why I never read nor send texts

  8. bluewhisper

    bluewhisper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Google "blackhawks twitter" for something similar NSFW
  9. mdboatbum

    mdboatbum Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I wish my neighbor would steal my wifi.
  10. mdboatbum

    mdboatbum Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Damn autocorrect!  I meant.......

    oh nevermind.
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2014

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