What Does A Man Do?!?!?

Discussion in 'Beef' started by bigtrain74, Mar 8, 2009.

  1. bigtrain74

    bigtrain74 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Well... I come home from the store and I find my fiance asleep... Not only is she on MY side of the bed but she has my brisket...

    To take the meat or not to take the meat... That is the question...

    I love her dearly but I think this has gone a little far!
     
  2. irishteabear

    irishteabear Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    If he's smart he let's her sleep, doesn't tell her he posted her pic here, and fixes something else for dinner. [​IMG]
     
  3. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Amen! Alas, most of us men aren't very smart with such things and will go for the meat. [​IMG]
     
  4. pineywoods

    pineywoods Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead SMF Premier Member

    Thats a tough decision hmmmmm man I'd hate to wake her up but I gotta get the rub on that meat to smoke it tomorrow, WAKE UP [​IMG]
     
  5. bigtrain74

    bigtrain74 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    See, I knew you would see it my way woods!
     
  6. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Great post Train [​IMG]
     
  7. pineywoods

    pineywoods Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead SMF Premier Member

    I married one of them redheads long ago so I'd suggest sleeping lightly tonight but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do [​IMG] She will appreciate it tomorrow while shes eating that great meal you fixed!
     
  8. bigtrain74

    bigtrain74 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Amen to that!
     
  9. got14u

    got14u Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    rotflmao.....(roll on the floor laugh my a$$ off)....u decide your own fate
     
  10. garyt

    garyt Smoking Fanatic

    Cover her and the meat with Ice just for the night, don't wanna wake her up but gotta keep the meat cool to prevent spoiling, she wont mind and she will thank you for guarding her health by keeping it fresh.
     
  11. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    Wake her and tell her that you really need to get the brisket back in the fridge and that you will be happy to give her some more meat to hold on to.
     
  12. seenred

    seenred Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member

    BigTrain, I am very sorry to hear of your impending breakup. She seemed like a great lady![​IMG] And your side of the bed, no less! LMAO, great post!
     
  13. bigtrain74

    bigtrain74 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Wow, I don't think that I have laughed this hard in a long time... Thank you all for the great advice!
     
  14. mgwerks

    mgwerks Smoking Fanatic

    You wake her gently, tell her you're glad she's the most important thing in your life, and ask her now that she's selected her brisket, how would she like it prepared?

    You aren't married yet. Walking on eggs is required at this point.
     
  15. jaxgatorz

    jaxgatorz Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Rub both !![​IMG]
     
  16. garyt

    garyt Smoking Fanatic

    best answer yet, but you had time to think about it[​IMG]
     
  17. bigtrain74

    bigtrain74 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You all are the coolest people ever!
     
  18. uncle_lar

    uncle_lar Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    at least you didnt catcher on your side of the bed with the neigbor's brisket!
     
  19. seenred

    seenred Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member

    You obviously are very discerning and tasteful man. But please! No more gushing! We are very humble people in spite of our greatness[​IMG]
     
  20. pignit

    pignit Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A good woman is well worth the price of a brisket...... most of the time.... ok... some of the time.. depends on the woman.. your call!
     

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