What deep thinkers men are...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by forluvofsmoke, Jan 16, 2016.

  1. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

    My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.

    The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what ?'

    At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers

    about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

    Finally, I pondered an age old question:

    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than

    a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?

    Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking,

    I have come up with an answer to that question:

    Getting kicked in the groin is more painful than having a baby, and even though

    I obviously couldn't really "know"...here is the reason for my conclusion:

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,

    "It might be nice to have another child."

    On the other hand, you never hear a guy say:

    "You know, I think I would like another kick in the groin."

    I rest my case.

    Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.
  2. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yep! I agree.
  3. joe black

    joe black Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A marvelous deduction......somewhat obvious, but still absolutely ccorrect.
  4. Can't argue with that logic.
  5. driedstick

    driedstick Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  6. Perfect logic [​IMG]  I saw all 3 of mine born and always said if men had the babies, we'd have to have litters cuz no man would ever consider doing that twice.
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  7. Too funny and from my point of view...TRUE!
  8. garyhibbert

    garyhibbert Smoking Guru OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    Great deductive reasoning.


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