Welfare Applicant,

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vince, Jul 18, 2008.

  1. vince

    vince StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    A guy walked into the local welfare office to sigh up for his check. .

    He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter said, Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her In what ever she needs. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $60,000 a year."

    The guy, wide-eyed, said "You're bulls*******; me!"
    The social worked said, "Yeah...well, you started it."
  2. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one! The dude had it coming. [​IMG]
  3. bigbear

    bigbear Smoke Blower

    I like that one!
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  5. bbqgoddess

    bbqgoddess Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ditto travcoman!!
  6. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    And double ditto that, very good!!!
  7. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Love it! But true to an extent!
  8. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    OMG thats great ! it's so hard to type and when I am laughing my a$$ off!!!

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