Watch for these consolidations in 2014:

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cowboyuptex, Jan 20, 2014.

  1. cowboyuptex

    cowboyuptex Fire Starter

    Watch for these consolidations in 2014:


    1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
    Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale Mary Fuller Grace.


    2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
    become: Poly Warner Cracker.


    3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.


    4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Do fasco, and Dakota Mining will
    merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.


    5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.


    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

    Fairwell Honeychild.


    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.


    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
    Knott NOW!


    And finally....


    9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
    TittyTittyBangBang
     
  2. pops6927

    pops6927 Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A&P will merge with Stop'N'Go and will be Stop'N'P!
     

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