Two Woodpeckers

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    Two Woodpeckers
    A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.

    The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

    The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

    The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

    The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable'

    (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the


    The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker
    successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without
    breaking a sweat.

    Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the
    Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither

    was able to peck the tree in their own country?

    After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same

    Apparently, Tiger Woods, Joost and Steve are right, when they said, your pecker gets
    harder when you're away from home.
  2. gene111

    gene111 Smoking Fanatic

  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Love it. LMAO
  4. scpatterson

    scpatterson Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  5. Man o life... Thats very true... Still LMAO...
  6. vince

    vince StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    LOL, love it.
  7. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member


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