Two Trees and a Woodpecker

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grandpa jim

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Oct 4, 2011
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NW Iowa
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
here is one:


Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'


The birch says he cannot
tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.


The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'


The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.


It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.


Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on.
 
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