Two Trees and a Woodpecker

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by grandpa jim, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. grandpa jim

    grandpa jim Fire Starter

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
    here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
    that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The birch says he cannot
    tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
    that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
    neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

    It is, however, the best
    piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

    Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on.
  2. pit 4 brains

    pit 4 brains Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Now that's funny..
  3. nepas

    nepas Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    [​IMG]    [​IMG]
  4. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

  5. sunman76

    sunman76 Master of the Pit

    that a pine good joke[​IMG]
  6. Nice..... [​IMG]

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