True Love Too

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Gone but not forgotten. RIP
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John & Mary were married for over 70 years when John passes away from a heart attack. Feeling lonely & distraught Mary decides she's gonna kill herself & join John. She figures she'll shoot herself in the heart to end it quick. Just to be sure she calls her doctor & asks where exactly is the heart located. The doctor tells her it's right below the left breast. The next morning she was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to the  Left knee.
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