Those pesky cameltoads (PG13)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mossymo, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

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  2. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Very funny[​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. chadpole

    chadpole Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    That's a good one. Next time I'm in the woods near the pond I will look for some camel toads too. You think I'll find any?? LOL....
     
  4. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    OMFG if that wasn't an actual picture of the article I never would have believed it! That is hilarius!
     
  5. navionjim

    navionjim Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Well I'd be lickin em....
     
  6. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Probably one meat I'd never even THINK of smoking!
     
  7. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I've seen some that were smokin'... [​IMG]
     
  8. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Paul, I don't want to dis-illusion you, but you got a sno-balls chance in hell. [​IMG][​IMG] And if you DO find one, you better beat feet the opposite direction before momma ketch's ya and whups the dog snot outta ya. [​IMG][​IMG] Terry
     
  9. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Do you think if you kiss one it'll turn into a princess? I've been trying but no luck so far. LOL
     
  10. dbeast420

    dbeast420 Fire Starter

    I've licked a few of them in my day and the only thing they caused was marriage[​IMG]
     
  11. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Thanks Beast now I have ice tea commng out of my nose.
     
  12. chadpole

    chadpole Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

     
  13. chadpole

    chadpole Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Beast, that was a good one,LMFAO. I never thought of that. I know Terry has licked a few in his day but he won't admit it LOL. He's just afraid it would have the same result as Beast had with it.LOL[​IMG]
     
  14. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Terry's a cowboy, he's not afraid of anything [​IMG]
     
  15. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    As long as he doesn't squat with his spurs on, he will be fine !!!
     
  16. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ok you preverts [​IMG] , I am barely recovered from the "Pigcircles" incident. [​IMG] any more of this terrible abuse and I might turn into an accident waiting to happen. [​IMG] Thats ok, I can take it. I'm from Montana, where men are men, and so are the women . [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Dang Chadpole, THATS why I'm single. Please ship me up one of your beautiful southern girls, make sure she has a beautiful drawl. [​IMG] Terry
     
  17. chadpole

    chadpole Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    All of our Georgia girls are beautiful and have that Georgia Drawl. I like you so much I just don't think your heart can handle it. I am going to look around for an Alabama girl that benn hit a few times with the ugly hickory stick,LMFAO[​IMG]
     
  18. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Well sir, it happens that I know a "bama" girl, she is STUNNINGLY beautiful, and, she loves me. [​IMG] But, her husband won't let me have her. [​IMG] therefore, Why don't you let your wife pick out my girl, if her drawl sounds ok to you, send her up. But give me a few days(weeks) to clean the house up. [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Terry
     
  19. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Come on Terry, I'm sure she won't mind the horse in the living room. Or the hay in the tub. But the saddle in the bed may spook her a little. Now the girls in TX. like that kind of stuff and they have that cute Texas twang!
     
  20. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ok you guys, momma Debi is gone for a few days, she told us to TRY to throttle y'all back. [​IMG] Ya right, here is a link that will finally splain, "camel toads" don't click if your not a male human, over 16. No females allowed. [​IMG] sincerly, Chadpole, Coleys smokin BBQ and GypsyseaGod, Terry's not here so we hijacked his site. [​IMG]
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTMEV2-ej7k
     

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