The Truth shall set you free!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by the smoke break, Sep 12, 2013.

  1. Son: "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

    Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

    Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

    Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." 

    The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later...

    Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again she is even hotter!"

    Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

    Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

    Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."

    This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mom I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

    The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. don't listen to him He isn't your father."

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