The Three Little Iowa Pigs (alcohol related)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by earache_my_eye, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. earache_my_eye

    earache_my_eye Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member




    Three Little Iowa Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

    'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy, named trav.
    'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy, named WD. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy, named buzz.

    The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

    'I want a nice big steak,' said trav.

    'I would like the salad plate,' said WD.


    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said buzz.

    The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.


    'I want a banana split,' said trav.
    'I want a cheesecake,' said WD.


    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed buzz.
    'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,' But why have you only ordered beer all evening?' You're gonna love this....
















    Smokebuzz says - 'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!




     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OOOOiiiiiieeee!
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  3. earache_my_eye

    earache_my_eye Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I just couldn't resist giving it a bit more "Iowa" charm...[​IMG]


    L8r,
    Eric
     
  4. smokebuzz

    smokebuzz Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Got me'n WD there, I mite be a bit of a beer lush, and as far as WD with salads, he sure likes the greens, with cheese and onion ofcourse.
     
  5. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now that there Is a classic IOWA joke there
     
  6. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

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    what you talking bout willis







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  7. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny..........lol............Love the names................
     
  8. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    yeah kookie........unforunately one of them names is mine............LOLOLOL
     
  9. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Like the 518th Guntruck Co. used to say, "We'll make you famous"!
     

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