The Texas Good Samaritan

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Mar 10, 2012.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

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    While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

    Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

    Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

    It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
     
  2. pops6927

    pops6927 Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Yes indeed, and the price of stamps went up, too!
     
  3. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dang-such a waste. . . .

    of stamps!
     
  4. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    What kind of guns were they? 
     
  5. God bless Texas  [​IMG]
     

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