Blackhawk19 and his wife were at his high school reunion, and he kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone nearby. The wife asked, "Do you know her? "Yes," he sighed sadly. "She was my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and has not been sober since." "Good heavens!" said the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"