The policeman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smoking b, Feb 1, 2013.

  1. A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.
    After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it.
    The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.
    Then he decided to look through the window.
    He shouted, “Do you think I’m stupid? I can see you in there, sir. Open the door.”
    I said, “You’re not coming in mate!”
    He said, “I don’t want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car.”
     
  2. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Yea~~I've had that happen a time or two back in my law enforcement days.  Pull some guy over on a DUI and they just sit there thinking that they won't be seen. [​IMG]
     
  3. Last edited: Oct 17, 2013

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