The Origin of The White Wedding Dress!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Feb 9, 2010.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!

    IT'S AN EVEN BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT



    [font=&quot] Son asked his mother the following question:
    "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies:
    "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
    The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
    "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
    The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
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    "Son, all household appliances come in white."
     
  2. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

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  3. tjoff

    tjoff Smoke Blower

    LMAO Read it to the wife and then got a dirty look.
    Just copied and pasted into an email to a few friends That is funny stuff.
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Paul that is way too funny- Wife is away on business trip cant wait to share this with her - while she is away of course - I am not that stupid
    LOL
     
  5. scrapiron

    scrapiron Smoke Blower

    I am a chicken. I will not be sharing with my wife, but it is a great joke.

    I also love the Chuck Norris thumbs up. That is a classic.
     
  6. silverwolf636

    silverwolf636 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I told my wife and she commented, That I (me) did not where white when we got married but I (me) should now....... [​IMG]

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