The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is.....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jbest123, Mar 28, 2011.

  1. jbest123

    jbest123 Fire Starter

    One lazy Sunday morning Jo-Rene and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

    "Now why would you want me to do something like that John?" she asked.

    "I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

    She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
  2. tyotrain

    tyotrain Master of the Pit

  3. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    Been married 45 years. Get it!!
  4. nwdave

    nwdave Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    46.  Huh??  What's she mean?
  5. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL.... good one!
  6. ellymae

    ellymae Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  7. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I've been married almost 26 yrs, and my wife thought it was funny[​IMG]

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